Me: Oh yeah? How do you know?
Him: Mom. Really? She was doing this _______. (Insert a 6-year-old’s imitation of a girl making googly eyes.)
Me: I see.
Him: It was on the playground. So, I hung upside down on the monkey bars for another minute just so she could get a longer look.
Me: Smart move.
Him: Lookin’ good for the ladies!
Me: (Trying to contain my laughter) Hayden, I don’t know where you get it.
Him: (As he runs off) I’m tellin’ you, Mom. I am sooooooo gettin’ a girlfriend.
Clearly, I’m in trouble.