Despite running into doorways with my enormously wide rubber chicken, it was a good time at Bunko last night. I’m in the middle…next to Elin, Tiger Woods ex, and a martini glass, complete with olive.

Can you guess what I am? (I pulled off the Most Creative award…)

CHICKEN CORDON BLEU!

Unfortunately, Greg’s extension cord is still uncoiled in my backseat.

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