Him: Mom, when we were at Target, what did that girl have on her lip?
Me: Her lip?
Him: Yeah. She had this circle-thing hooked on her lip.
Me: Oh, that. It was…well…like an earring.
Him: Why would she wear an earring on her lip?
Me: Some people just do. But, I think it looks painful.
Him: Me, too. I’m soooooo not ever doing that.