5-year-old: Hey, Mom…how long have you been a wife?
Me: Umm…11 years. Why?
5-year-old: Just wondered. I’m never gettin’ married.
9-year-old: Oh Hayden. I’m gonna marry one day.
Me: Well, you don’t have to. It’s your choice.
9-year-old: True. You can also be a hobo.