The toaster that went missing at work. That frozen whole-grain waffle does nothing for the taste buds as it thaws over a three-hour period.
The constant calls for ‘Phillip’ on my work cell. You’d think after a few months, these people would get that he’s not answering. Or here. Or even within reach, so no, I can’t take a message.
High heels you can barely walk in. When it looks as though you’re desperate to get to a bathroom, what’s the point?
How I survived 30 years without Starbucks? Pretty much self-explanatory.
At drive-thrus, why…after I say, ‘A large diet, and that’s all,‘ will they still say, ‘Okay, anything else?‘ Never fails.
My husband using more bubble bath than I do in a year. And…