Me: No, I don’t. You told me something specific?
Hayden: Yessssss. You really don’t remember?
Me: Honey, I don’t remember you saying anything like that. Your birthday isn’t till December!
Hayden: Well, I did.
Me: Okay, I just don’t recall.
Hayden: Well, I told you. I did, Mom.
Me: Okay, when?
Hayden: Like…back in the 80’s!