I was preparing food for the baby shower I threw yesterday in honor of my dearest friend, who is expecting twins! Then I heard my husband scream for me, and the rest is history:
Greg: Deb, get in here now!
Me: WHAT? What is it?
Greg: Ohhhh, this isn’t good. This isn’t good at all.
Me, running: What? What happened?
Greg: I was dusting the piano.
Me: Yeah, and?
Greg: And I sprayed it with RAID.