I’ve never laughed so hard in my entire life. I’m 40 years old, and I can honestly say, without a doubt, it was the funniest moment in my lifetime.
That’s my husband, by the way. We had been out with the boys, when he realized it was late and we needed to get home. He suggested getting the kids a ‘bedtime snack,’ though certainly not the healthiest, at a nearby McDonalds drive-thru.
So he pulled up to the speaker and placed the order.
As he slowly approached the window to pay, he grabbed our youngest’s football helmet, saying ‘Who dares me to wear this up to the window?‘
He wasn’t kidding.
So this was the final result, and I found myself snorting while crying tears of laughter, with the boys dying of embarrassment. Kids standing at the counter inside McD’s stared and grabbed their parents to point at the weird guy wearing a football helmet in the drive-thru. (My husband yelled back, ‘Go Colts!‘) The female employee put the lids on our drinks & turned to hand us our food, then bust out laughing, saying ‘I like your…uh…hat?’
My oldest shook his head, then blurted out:
‘Gosh, Mom…you haven’t laughed like that since the 80’s.’
Note to reader: He’s 11.