My 4-year-old has been picking up lines from some unknown source. They are enough to make me giggle, and almost enough to get him out of trouble for the other things he says.

Here’s this week’s run-down of Hayden-talk:

When applying some cream to a place on his chest, he said ‘Oh yeaaaah, that’s the stuff.’

After licking pancake batter off of his finger, he exclaimed, ‘Ohhhhh, come to Poppa.’

While undressing, he told me ‘Don’t look at my weiner, Mom. I don’t look at yours.’ I told him that’s because I don’t have one. His response? ‘Then how do you pee?

Rest assured, I didn’t bother explaining.