As promised, here’s my sassy 85-year-old Grandma who stalked, I mean hugged, Blake Shelton at the WFMS Country Music Expo. Swooning would be an understatement.

I apologized to Blake, who said he ‘felt violated, but then liked it.’ Always the guy with the one-liners, I asked Blake about the age difference, and he acknowledged it but said it’s ‘not enough to matter.’

The woman has a way about her. She tried saying she was cold and hugged Blake tightly so she could warm up, but I know better. The Expo ended, and Grandma, clutching her 8×10 glossy of Blake, waved goodbye to my co-workers, telling them she’d be back next year.

I think I’ve created a monster.