Getting ready today, my 3-year-old walked into the bathroom and asked me, “Momma, what’s that smell?”

I smiled, assuming he was referring to the perfume I had just sprayed. You may recall, Hayden’s sense of smell is very strong. He smells the exhaust of someone else’s car driving down the road. I told him it was Mommy’s new perfume. His response?

“Well, it smells like vomit.”

Hope I saved my receipt.