I just cleaned out my closet.

In doing so, I found a top I had been looking for. This top is a camel-colored fancy thing that I wore to a New Year’s Eve party at a friend’s home last year.

Haven’t seen it since.

In my unorganization, the sweater had been tossed behind a laundry bin, and blended in with my carpet, never to be seen again. Until now. Imagine my surprise when I held it up, only to spot a transparent “Small” seal on the lower left waist of the top.

Remember now, I had ALREADY WORN IT.

And apparently, announced to everyone at the party that I was sportin’ something new.