I’m not weird, I just do weird things.
Like refuse to sit in restaurant booths, always put my lipgloss on before my mascara, and scrape whipped cream off my milkshakes. I know, who doesn’t like whipped cream?
Something else I do?
I check the rolls of toilet paper that Greg has placed in our bathrooms to make sure the paper is face down, rather than face up. I don’t like it when the paper is pulled out from underneath. If it is, I turn it the other way.
I know what you’re thinking. Get a hobby. I have some. Crossword puzzles, writing, and…
Checking the direction of our toilet paper.