Disney World.

Hayden eventually fell in love with all of the characters at the happiest place on earth, and loved posing for photos with his “friends” by the end of our trip. Here’s a rundown on who he met…

Mickey. Pluto. Chip and Dale. Goofy. Minnie Mouse. 3 Power Rangers. Pooh. Piglet. Tigger. Eyeore. Buzz and Woody.

Back here in Indiana, things are a little different.

I took the boys to dinner tonight, while Greg was working. Red Robin, their pick.

All went well until my 3-year-old spotted the restaurant’s mascot, Red Robin. A red, feathery bird with skinny yellow legs.

Hayden started bawling. Hysterically. I couldn’t pay fast enough while watching him make a beeline for the exit door.

He ran to the car faster than Carl Lewis and said, “I don’t like the bird.”

Ya don’t say?